“One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do….
… two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number 1” - Harry Nilsson Am I the only one that finds that bathroom business is irritating? It’s like doing your taxes. You have to do them, and you’re happy when they’re done, even though you’ve lost more [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 20 so far )“Keep comin’ up with love, but it’s so slashed and torn” – Bowie/Queen
Hoo boy. It feels weird to be back. I’ll be honest, after the first week off, (whilst I was knee deep in tons of bullshit) I asked myself why the heck I’m on Myspace and WordPress in the first place. And I figured it out… I care about so many people that I’ve met on [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )“I’m a fountain of blood, in the shape of a girl” – Bjork
I know what you’re thinking. You’re saying to yourself, ‘Is that a picture of a young Prince Valiant and Lady Rowanne?’ Nope… That’s just my mom making a bad choice for my haircut in the mid 70’s. It looks like she cut a perfect square out where my face is. Jesus. The LEAST she could [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” – Al Pacino, Godfather II
After I’d moved away from home, I’d always had a rule when it came to living arrangements. Basically, my rule was to not live with anyone, unless I was SLEEPING with them. I broke this rule only one time, and it was 16 of the ugliest days that I can remember. In my early twenties, [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 11 so far )“No reason… I just like doin’ dings like dat” – David Patrick Kelly, The Warriors
“Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a psychiatric anxiety disorder most commonly characterized by a subject’s obsessive, distressing, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or “rituals“) which attempt to neutralize the obsessions.” My mom has a running joke about me. My aforementioned autistic sister Heather is considered ‘high functioning’. My mom’s theory is that the autistic part [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 10 so far )“I thought I could organize freedom; how Scandinavian of me” – Bjork
I can be a stubborn fuck sometimes. I still won’t acknowledge the existence of Scrappy Doo. Scooby had NO fucking nephews as far as I’m concerned. Oh, and 2010: The Year We Make Contact doesn’t exist either by the way. Although, I tried to change my ways as much as I could when I [...]
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