Twitter-er-rer

• will hopefully never go to jail. He's exactly the type of guy that would be the twinkle in another inmate's eye. Ulp. 4 months ago
• ended up in his bathing suit this evening... a rare occurrence. (Sidebar: It also happens to be the only time that I go commando). 4 months ago
• knows that the Christians said this year, & the Mayans say that it's next. But the day that I join a gym is the day when the world ends. 5 months ago
• would like to offer up that he's more than happy that his prostate exams aren't annual yet. Thanks for that, Doc. 6 months ago
• just made his first hire today! Yaaaaay! The new guy will start near Halloween, which is quite appropriate considering that he hired him. 7 months ago